Score: 6

"i don't know..."

submission: -TRAPPED-

date: August 1, 2006

i don't like too many escape games besides Crimson Room or w/e, it's been a long time...well, to me it just seemed a dumb, your name's Benjimun, and you openly SAY YOUR TRAPPED!!! right in the begining, you have no memory, how the fuck you gona think "Oh no! i'm trapped!", when it's dark, and you just wake up, and you don't remember?! THATS FUCKIN REDICULOUSE! "I'm trapped.", wow...i tried this game for like 4 minutes, found a miror...he's ugly, nice drawing though, you didn't draw bad...he's just ugly...found a thumb and a bible...never found out what that was behind the poster, were you trying as hard as you could to confuse me specificly? because i thought "Oh...a safe maybe", but no!!! no! it's just a chunck of metal behind the poster, if not, why didn't you have a "It's a safe" go on the bottom? if you did, well then my PC sucks ass with lag! damn it...i thought the thumb would have a use, but i gave up around when i found the miror...(seriously, he's so ugly) "Nice plot", i don't see it! i don't like this, you have no memory, you know your trapped before you even get off the floor (was he sleepin', or was he just standing there?) he's ugly, and he lost a thumb so he likes to touch tolites....right...may god (fuckin' doesn't exist, it's just propaganda from the dawn of humanity) have mercy on your souls...(which he can't, if you're too stupid to realize what i just said.) i know what someone's thinkin' reading this, "Abusive!". Well fuck yeah it is, what isn't? Someone else out there might be smart enough to see that this isn't just "YOU SUCK BALLS HORSE FACE EATER BUTT!!", insulting, this is "You're one of the people of the world, aren't you?", ...EAAAUH! People!!! listen to the song Banana Phone, then you'll forget this immedietly, that's what this world's been reduced to..."It comes in bunches, gives ya the hunches!", what the hell?..."BOOP BOOPIDOOPIDOOP!!!", I do admit, it's better then "HOT ASIAN CHICKS, the thing with the hamster flying underwater in space all at the same time with a giant penis that's so oversized, it could crush earth...", i just wanted to see that because it was *porn* on the turd of the week, fuckin' perverted old people with their lifo suction because they're too lazy to lose it them self, then they need it agian cause they got it back, I'm done fuckin' typin' this thing...i'm gona go blow up a fish monster that's attacking Dakota....both south, and north at the same time, it's that powerfull...and that slippery...Long John Silver's would have a new fish auntray thing, Giant Mutant Blob...people would eat that, they'd have a cup the size of a file cabnent with their drink, Vikings hawling over the thing with ropes, logs under it...that'd make the fat people die, and then the skinny people of the world would be the new fat people...what a horrible system of life it'd be...and it's all your fault!...actually, mine for killing the fish...WHY!!!!?!?...i'll go do that in a second, as a quicker version: your gay aren't you? Benjumin? Bengumernersher...fuck-- if you deni being gay, you have a vagina, cause there's no way you can make this, without taking a penis, and in your future remark, and or thought, you'd seriously...you were inspired by your lover for the main guy i bet... even shorter version : Arrr, like a pirate.

:P keep up your terrible work, just to get back at everyone else's same review "keep up the good work", because you all have no creativity or minds of your own...Critics like a movie, you like it, and you agree that another one's bad...You don't need a life, but you should atleast have genitals...i say that "keep up the terrible work" thing because i'm seriouse, i want to see more of this crap you'd come up with, maybe a penis and a book flying around a guy on a motor-cycle...some insperation to your crazy abomination of a blob you have for an ear...it looks like a tounge....you can taste yourself talking, or listen to someone while giving them head. ANGRY WALRUS! O_o

Score: 2

"honostly...people."

submission: Madness Mini 4

date: July 10, 2006

okay, why'd that guy say "Sorry :-(" or w/e? you appologize for this guy's stupid? and c'mon, stop making madness style movies, you have no creativity! make something original!!! ORIGINAL! no more of this bull shit...when i watch madness, it's always the same exact movie with a little tiny twist every here and there. NOTHING NEW! Maximum Ninja was the closest to original...oh my god, i'm a bit too mad to even think clearly, i know nobody cares about this review, but i know the world is full of stupid retards who will go like "ooh, he's a 4 year old homosexual, and you eat carrots", or something along those lines...it doesn't fuckin' matter, it's an opinion of the flash, and apparently now it's going into what the world has been reduced to, a pathetic, rediculouse repeat...the same insults, not original, same flash movies, same plots and characters for everything, not just flashes...i'm gona do something slightly more productive now, and as a last word: Fuck you all.

Score: 7

"Samuel Jackson's the gayest bastard..."

submission: SW: Sith Confrontation 2

date: June 10, 2006

The Jedi with the white tenticles and stripes died, Gorge Lucas deleted the scene with Grievous stabbing her in the back of the neck...Mace Windu was really gay, from the looks of it he was going to be killed by Jango Fett, but he whined and bitched at Gorge Lucas like a little fag so he could have his way and get another movie...some FUCKING STUPID fans think that some how he might have lived from 1. getting his hand chopped off then zapped down 2. falling off one of the tallest buildings of Coursant with heavy traffic...i like to think he got hit by 5 speeders on the way down...then slammed into the ground so hard that he spalts all over the freakin' place for his stupidity...if he did live, he'd have got a robotic arm and become Jaba the Hutt...only gay...that's why he's got a tail, no legs, and red eyes of hatfull homosexualness...he may have those female dancers, but that's just dening the truth...he's actually disgusted by it, and that's why he had sex with C-3P0....god damn it... ANYWAY-- good flash i guess, 'cept how it's about the bastard...and it includes a dead character...

Score: 0

"simply no..."

submission: Star wars madness request

date: June 7, 2006

...I don't really care if Krinkels did draw this for you, or if that perverted 9 year old asian who can't read, Orange Clock, tipped you on anything...it was a pretty bad movie, it just showed a few characters from Star Wars...and that was it...try something original? nobody ever makes their own things...

Score: 0

"!!!"

submission: Why crow is black

date: June 7, 2006

You thanked Coffe....and the letter V!?!!?!? this was pretty bad, and i didn't get who was that, wtf? and cheese with strawberrys...i'm done...YOU THANKED COFFE!!!

Score: 5

"..."

submission: HOT NUDE ASIAN WOMEN!

date: June 7, 2006

Was that a hamster...under water WHILE in space...with a penis?

...If I'm correct...then that's really fucked up, and I like it! Good work on a crappy and weird flash all at once! It made me laugh!

Score: 9

"...Irony..."

submission: Flash Comedy Extravaganza

date: June 7, 2006

It was "Irony", sorry, the correct answer was Irony...yeah...

Good flash, loved the muffins and pie... i'm sounding like a Bri*ish person, "OY MATE! OYDIDOYDIDOYDIDOY!!!, le's go in the taxi with 'e ga'bage ma' an' ge' McDonal's", they never make sense...

Score: 1

"it was funny cause it sucked"

submission: BEATLES BAND III

date: May 24, 2006

i'm glad the creator added "you wasted 1 minute of your life", at the end, i did like how random everything happend, but it just wasn't overall good, it seemed like you just tweened alot of it, added in some circles, and rotated...but i guess it's still kinda good.

Score: 9

"Did i see...what i thought i saw?!"

submission: : KoShEr Crackers :

date: April 18, 2006

i had to check again to see if this was right...Turd of the Week?!...i still don't know if i'm seeing straight...this was funny, and good.

Score: 8

"That freakin' took a while"

submission: Murloc RPG

date: March 27, 2006

i coudn't find out how to talk to anyone, i was confused...got a level 4 murloc, lol, just started fighting... i perfer my Undead on the real thing, but my account sucks ass right now...decided that this was the next best thing that was available...that still took forever, the noise of that wolf's fear thing is so annoying! that dark wolf near the begining, "BLOOOOOOOSHHOOOB!!!!!", i don't like that...sides that, awsome game...